Definitions by Samtionary

Masticate a phallus 

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

Masticate a phallus by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Sticky goo canoe

A man's penis which causes the rider to leave everyone sticky

I took them for a ride on the sticky goo canoe now I need a shower

Sticky goo canoe by Samtionary May 10, 2024