the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021
a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
by lites_out January 11, 2011
by B2316 December 27, 2016
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when you want think things through rationally, do not use either your emotions or your phallic organ; use your thinking cap
by Sexydimma May 5, 2015
An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.
That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
by Rhett1a June 4, 2019
It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide
by Kevinkalel March 18, 2020