Peruvian Sunrise

When you stay up so late doing homework that you feel witty telling people that it's still yesterday.

"That guard threatened to cut off my head manaña, but I pulled a Peruvian Sunrise to get out of it."

Peruvian Sunrise by onegingermenace November 25, 2021

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Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent

i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?

Peruvian Dave by oliver bryant December 14, 2009

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peruvian anaconda

When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.

Steve: Come here you Asian.
Wing-wang: NO!
Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.

peruvian anaconda by Clom2222 December 17, 2014

Peruvian Handshake

When you reach your hand up under a girls dress and fondle her upon first meeting. Although illegal in most countries, it is a term used as a show of affection to beautiful ladies around the globe. Of course most of the ladies might not appreciate it as much as the men do but, it is a great term to use to the laymen that does not tip them off as to your intentions. The term was first coined by Mr. Fisher in 2008 while out on the town in Texas, and has grown like wildfire from there.

Hey check her out, I would love to give her a Peruvian Handshake!

Peruvian Handshake by Barry Myhoginya August 20, 2010

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