penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.

I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

Penifluff

A fart coming from a mans penis

Oh that penifluff you did was a stinker

by Cdayz July 5, 2018

penid

penid = god
penid cures everything

"do you like penid?"

by chloeeechlo October 25, 2020

Gaggle Of Peni

When dealing with a gaggle of peni, you are dealing with a group of males with penis'; or collectively, Peni. (Peen-eye)
The group will often be talking about sex and girls, or trying to "score" with the prime breeding subjects in the area.

"Hey, did you go to that party on Saturday?"

"Nah, There was a massive gaggle of Peni on the prowl"

by Frozen Ninja December 3, 2009

peniculum

when you are so fat, it is the layer of fat that hangs over your genitals

look at that fat chicks peniculum

by ben zimmermann March 28, 2004

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015