Penguining

The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.

Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.

by Finalruner April 13, 2015

Penguiner

A slur for someone born in Antarctica, referring to their love of fucking penguins

Damn Penguiners are stealing our jobs

by Sassyshooty September 9, 2022

penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.

Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!

by TheMute1 October 26, 2004

The penguin

Laughter that resembles that of the Penguin from Batman.

"Why is aids a miracle", says Nile River
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).

by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005

Penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007

Penguin

A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.

Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.

by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011