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Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.
Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.
by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010
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Peef

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018
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Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.
"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"
by CatBotPosie June 27, 2021
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peef in a bowl

A peef in a bowl is a dish served in Ukraine and south Africa. It is often considered stupid or annoying.
i dont want nicks peef in a bowl. He's a non
by Lolololol I'm dead May 5, 2018
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Peef

A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.
Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt
by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024
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Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019
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peef

Defined in 2020 as a misspelling for “peed” and has since become a meme on Discord. It does not mean “penis queef.”
“Peef”
Peefin rn”
by kalyne February 14, 2022
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