stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

Hurricane Peeing

The act of urinating in a bathroom in a public place while spinning in circles, urinating on everything you possibly can, while screaming hurricane. Including ones own and others feet. You get extra points if you can do it while in the presence of a bathroom attendant.

I was so plastered last night and ended up hurricane peeing all over Perkins bathroom and got kicked out. The manager tried to make me clean it up but I ran.

by Randy the drunk cheese burger May 13, 2011

Public Peeing Syndrome

When trying to pee in a public toilet but fail to do so due to fear caused byPublic Peeing Syndrome.

Jack: Man, what took you so long? You were 15 minutes in there!

Will: Sorry man, I couldn't pee.

Jack: But you almost peed yourself in the film, you were that desperate!

Will: I know, I got Public Peeing Syndrome bad.

by Will Veee July 11, 2011

Euro-peeing

A play on words with Europeans and peeing - if you don't get it say it out loud.

The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!

or

American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.

by Contributerrr May 19, 2013

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015