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pecnic

Problem Exists In Chair Not In Computer.

I am heading over to a pecnic...the user wants is having trouble turning his computer on during a blackout.

by Caine August 31, 2003

Pecander

Variation of Murphy's Law in that "What can go wrong, shall go wrong.

Origins: First used during the Roman Empire when Ceasar, dying from the knife wounds of Brutus uttered " This is one hell of a pecander." Later on, during World War II, Winston ChurchHill uttered these most famous words before his staff edited it for the press: These are the pecanders that try men's souls". The most recent use of the word occurred during the Clinton administration when noticing the oval office door wide open and Hillary standing there stated " Monica, don't bother stopping, this pecander can't get any worse.....

Dave, after realizing that Ed had stolen all the Coke, realized the enormous pecander he found himself in if he didn't get more before the conference started.

by WASALL April 28, 2004

Pecute

n-v-adj. (P-cute)- To think something as either good or bad depending on the tone of ones voice.

1. When in a fight with your roommate, deal with it in a pecute manner.
2. Stop being so f*cking pecute!!!!
3. I saw this girl the other day and she was so pecute.
4. Person A:Dude, I just got an A+ on my math quiz!!!
Person B:PECUTE!!! I'm so happy for you.

by Jeff Bockern September 30, 2005

Pecantroversy

A state of prolonged public dispute or debate, usually concerning a matter of opinion, between people who are nuts.

When her friends found out she was dating Jay, and you know what her friends are like, it started a complete pecantroversy.

by Buster Parker May 26, 2010

Petune

To infuse or affect the most desired flavor or aroma or to heighten the senses.

Those flowers petune something fierce.
Woot that is petunified.
Those cookies petuz up the house. mmmm.

Petunified
Petuned
Petune
Petuz

by Weedncookies May 6, 2013

Pecondering

pe-condor-ing
Adjective:
- To be confused or taken aback by in conversation or circumstance
- To be dismissively bewildered in response to.
- To be sexually aroused by a mystery novel or short story of mythical proportions.

"Sir, if I don't say so myself, your candor leaves me quite pecondered at the moment."
"I'm fixinta whoop that mofos pecondering ass!"

“As she admired her outfit in the mirror, she knew it would stir a pecondering in the boys.”

by charcollier May 23, 2016