Pecander

Variation of Murphy's Law in that "What can go wrong, shall go wrong.

Origins: First used during the Roman Empire when Ceasar, dying from the knife wounds of Brutus uttered " This is one hell of a pecander." Later on, during World War II, Winston ChurchHill uttered these most famous words before his staff edited it for the press: These are the pecanders that try men's souls". The most recent use of the word occurred during the Clinton administration when noticing the oval office door wide open and Hillary standing there stated " Monica, don't bother stopping, this pecander can't get any worse.....

Dave, after realizing that Ed had stolen all the Coke, realized the enormous pecander he found himself in if he didn't get more before the conference started.

by WASALL April 28, 2004

Pecondering

pe-condor-ing
Adjective:
- To be confused or taken aback by in conversation or circumstance
- To be dismissively bewildered in response to.
- To be sexually aroused by a mystery novel or short story of mythical proportions.

"Sir, if I don't say so myself, your candor leaves me quite pecondered at the moment."
"I'm fixinta whoop that mofos pecondering ass!"

“As she admired her outfit in the mirror, she knew it would stir a pecondering in the boys.”

by charcollier May 23, 2016

Peeandering

When a lady pees as she walks.

A lady was Peeandering when she was yelling at people.

by Yeahyus October 16, 2012