Pecker Snot

a slang phrase for male ejaculant. also known as cum, jiz, joy juice, man-jelly, spunk, spode, jit, jizm, white tears, chowder, dong phlegm, baby batter, coconut oil, tapicoa without the fish eyes, snake oil, man mucus.

I repeatedly shoved my veiny man-meat down her semi-willing throat and shot pecker snot all over her uvula.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Pecker Pudge

Pecker pudge: the pad of fat in middle aged men that resides below the love puff and obscures the true size of the man meat

As I caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror I realized my pecker pudge was taking over my endowment

by The linguist from Cunna August 15, 2018

pecker pounder

One who masturbates
a jerk off

hey you know thatt guy down on the corner
yeah hes a pecker pounder

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

Pecker Checker

Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower.

AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer

Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ December 28, 2005

Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010