APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer
by dancer10122 May 31, 2019
When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.
by abusive drunk July 05, 2006
by Captainsarcasm November 04, 2010
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
by will zhang April 04, 2008
Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.
"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"
by drf__ January 26, 2010
pasta made by a ching, it is far more less tasty as is made in china where they use 2 year old's on a production line, they also make the pasta. These kids can also be called baby pasta chings.
by casualracist May 08, 2023