Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
We are now harvesting your ma!
by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014
Get the Muff Paste mug.The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.
I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.
The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
Get the Anchovy Paste mug.When your bro needs to take a shit but, there are no bathrooms in site. As a result, you be a bro and let him use your chest.
Bro: Yo my dude, I really need to shit. There's no bathrooms around, though.
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro
by Bro paste official March 3, 2018
Get the Bro paste mug.damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.
by hydrogenated December 12, 2005
Get the pastey mug.Roblox Copy And Pastes are girls who usually play Animations: Mocap, Ragdoll engine, etc. They can also sometimes be found in adopt me like the Roblox Slenders. Their names usually start with A.
They usually wear: Black and red hair, beautiful hair for beautiful people, clean black spikes, roblohunk hair, stitchface, black clothes (sometimes white), basic biker shorts, (rich ones wear korblox and playful)
they also sometimes online date.
They usually wear: Black and red hair, beautiful hair for beautiful people, clean black spikes, roblohunk hair, stitchface, black clothes (sometimes white), basic biker shorts, (rich ones wear korblox and playful)
they also sometimes online date.
brockenboyjay: Ooh! Look at those Roblox Copy And Pastes!
83klies: I wonder if we should talk to them?
brockenboyjay: We should! I bet they'll like us!
83klies: Your right they probably like us! We should go to them now!
83klies: I wonder if we should talk to them?
brockenboyjay: We should! I bet they'll like us!
83klies: Your right they probably like us! We should go to them now!
by Dahloya October 9, 2020
Get the Roblox Copy And Pastes mug.A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.
Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?
by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011
Get the ballsack paste mug.A recent phenomena that has increased with the popularity of Facebook where individuals who used to mail out chain letters can now show their friends how much they "care" by simply cutting & pasting a status update about a hot political or social issue. It is clear that this person really cares based on the "effort" dedicated to the cause. God forbid they actually volunteer some of their time or donate a few bucks to the cause - no they've made the ultimate sacrifice of select, copy & paste & we're all better thanks to their efforts.
by Truthteller1629 July 30, 2011
Get the Cut and Paste Activist mug.