parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day

damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian

by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

Parenter

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere

Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"

by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016

abusive parent

An emotionally abusive parent will make a child (no matter what age) feel guilt for having relationships outside of them. They may also make you feel guilty for other things that have nothing to do with you, just to have the satisfaction of your emotional reaction.

abusive parent

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

parental curse

A non-standard curse invoked by parents on their children. Said curse cannot be lifted-- only passed on to the next generation. It goes:

"I hope your children grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!"

Statistically, this curse has shown itself to be effective.

Examples of the parental curse in action can be found in most any parent that became exasperated with the behavior of their kids, especially when they realize they were that way when they were younger.

by TanukiBlue June 10, 2011

Parent approved relationship

When a perent approves of your boyfriend or girlfriend and offers them rides home, drinks, food, shopping, Without either of you making plans Also may include parents sayin "your so sweet" "you can come over whenever you want"

"Dude jenny and I have a Parent Approved Relationship"

by Skylor February 3, 2009

Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011