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Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.
While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.
by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015
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Dirty periscope

When another inserts their head into the anus of another male or female and bites down on the lining of the anus
Person 1: Hey baby, fancy a dirty periscope?
Person 2: I would love you to give me a dirty periscope.
by Sliperyspangel August 20, 2015
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Parascoping

When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!
Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars
by C22narf October 24, 2022
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Periscope depth

The result of a morning chubby, the tip of one's wood will break the surface of the underwear as though to take a look around. similar to that of a submarine periscope.
"holy cow do I have to pee, but i'm at periscope depth and could take my eye out if I try.
by DickTurman March 23, 2011
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periscoped

Where one is subjected to public scrutiny. Usually by a backdoor exploitation.
Pyne: I've been Periscoped before. I've been on Periscope for some time.

Host: How did that feel?

Pyne: Quite painless actually.
by SydneyTom September 8, 2015
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Parascapist

A parascapist is someone who is an escapist at hear but is also filled with paradoxes.
All that fucking parascapist does all day is daydream!
by Parascapist May 2, 2018
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Periscope

When an individual discreetly checks out someone they deem desirable or attractive.
Emphasis is placed on viewing the individual without being caught. Similar to how a submarine would use its periscope to view a target without being discovered.
Those versed in periscoping are exceptional at situational awareness. They are able to enter a room and quickly identify the most attractive individuals without being caught.
Direct staring is considered a novice technique. Advanced periscopers will utilize mirrors/reflective surfaces to view their targets.
Did you just periscope that girl man?
by ilikerice87 January 15, 2019
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