Paralining

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining

Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that

by jib1235 September 25, 2010

Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.

Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.

by Swaple November 22, 2011

Paramilitent

The incorporation of camouflage or ready for the elements type of gear in as casual urban settings.

Man 1 "So I was standing in chipotle right? And this guy is full paramilitent bro."
Man 2 "No way?"
Man 1 "Yeah, head to toe camo. Digital pattern pants with suspenders!"

by SpaceDaddy23 December 31, 2016

poramin

Poramin is a Thailand munk god that knows Thai boxing and Karate. He is very annoying and has a small penis

Me' "Who is that guy over there??"
Friend: "Oh, that's just Poramin..."

by FratryMvBob November 29, 2017

PAjaminess

A girl that is super fun and awesome but is dating a mopey mopey mope.

That girl is full of pAjaminess

by Donny boi April 6, 2019

parawingus

A diese herb and spice started

Bloody hell ronda I got parawingus in my ear,

“We’ll get it out and fix my bloody dishwasher you bloody drongo”

by Rackoffyoudeadshit May 23, 2019

parapinion

To hold multiple views simultaneously, which may appear discordant with one another, on a given subject or idea.

I have a parapinion on complicated topics like taxes. Many people expect me to have a simple, single opinion. Instead, I can see the pros and cons of higher taxes (or lower taxes.) Or why we may need to change tax rates. It's not a matter of a single opinion.

by babyarugula September 12, 2020