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Baby Face Paralyzer

When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed
I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night
by Billy McSavage November 24, 2009
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Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce
Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen
by Borg queen January 7, 2017
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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.
by banks33 February 26, 2021
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Pqralyzed_

Basically a massive rat. big enough to eat an entire pizza, in one bite, although it prefers big macs. Very hostile, although not necessarily scary. They like to wear crowns although the only throne it has is the porcelain one. Its closely related to Hilarioushead, and shares many of its traits. It also reeks of shit, like really bad sloppy dumps, and it's also mildly racist.
ew look its pqralyzed_ !! he smells like shit
by Cool man 8000 November 3, 2021
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Paralyzer

When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.
by Mellonballar August 18, 2021
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Paralyzer

A song from Finger Eleven describes the dream of someone moving because she´s standing still: "If your body matches what your eyes can do you'll probably move right through me on my way to you". Or something like that. You may recognize this song from a video where a band formed by Niko Bellic from GTA 4, Master Chief from the Halo saga, Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2, and the soldier from TF2 play the song with Guitar Hero UI.
Someone -There is a song about someone wanting someone else to move
Someone else -Oh yeah that´s paralyzer
by ow737 June 1, 2023
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puralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.
Please get me a sandwich I’m puralyzed by the cat.
by anonymous January 10, 2025
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