parallel message

Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.
When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."
by but for October 25, 2017
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Parallel Friends

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends
Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*

Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
by Spaaky December 02, 2020
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parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
by mrdobolino December 08, 2016
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Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 06, 2011
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Parallel Jerk

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked
by Desertghost87 December 13, 2011
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Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 27, 2006
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