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Parallel Farce

The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method
"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008
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parallel chick

A female who is romantically involved with a male who already has a wife and a mistress
My parallel chick wants me to leave my side chick alone
by Selffulfilledde14cc May 19, 2016
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parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
by mrdobolino December 7, 2016
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Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021
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Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.
The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked
by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011
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Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 5, 2011
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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