Camilla Parker-Bowles

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.

At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

by anuspounder October 26, 2008

parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

by Dirty D. May 13, 2014

Hard Parker

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

Lily Parker

That name that keeps popping up in cryptic videos on the app tiktok that nobody knows who the fuck she is, but all imagine her as a redhead with a ponytail.

Friend: "hey dude do you know who "Lily Parker" is?"
Other friend: "no but the name is in a bunch of ominous tiktoks"

by turntecGodhead May 13, 2021

White Trash Parade

A series of three or more lifted American-made pick-up trucks (typically plastered with naked lady decals, confederate flags, or metal mulisha stickers) cruising down the same street on friday night.

Dude, wasn't that Cheto's rig leading the White Trash Parade down second street?

by Merkin Master January 26, 2010

naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019