Pastor Rob

Milf hunter.

Pastor Rob is a great milf hunter who loves flirting with married women with kids

by Diego_Brando May 19, 2022

unhomophobic pastor

A pastor who accepts homosexuality (believes it isn’t a sin).

Make unhomophobic pastor permanent pastor.

by callmed0zy March 22, 2021

The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pastorphobic

Someone who has phobia about pastors as to being sexually assaulted.

A: Hey, did you go to the church with your family last Sunday?
B: Just me, kept my children at home, I just don't like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

A: Damn, you are one pastorphobic person. Get over it, not all Pastors are MJs!

by Honeymany November 10, 2009

Gora Pakora

an insult used by brown/south asians specially towards white/pale people

oh my god did you see samantha eating boiled pasta with ketchup? she's such a gora pakora!

by juuunnee June 30, 2022