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Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
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drew parkerd'

The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.
Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?

News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!
by guitarbanjo1994 September 16, 2010
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college packer

A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.
"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel
by RJDG-Fanatic May 14, 2016
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Hewlett Packard

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
by PCWreader June 24, 2009
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Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.
Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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hewlett packard

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
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Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!
by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009
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