Pabst

Shity, but cheap keg beer.

Let's pick up a keg of Pabst for the party.

by Foilage May 13, 2005

PABS

Passive Aggressive Bitch Slap
When you have a situation/conversation with another....In which afterwards you the other person reassures you all is well.....
Then 7-10 days later you receive a scathing email about how the situation/conversation has unsettled them... They then retreat and refuse to
talk about the situation.
Equivalent to the emotional sucker punch.....

After having a conversation, that I was reassured went fine, I was PABSed 7 days later.

by Riggins1 December 3, 2009

PABS

Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.

Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!

by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010

Pabst

A low quality beer. Most commonly seen today in small town hick bars or on college campus by fratties who have no clue what good beer tastes like, but remember their white trash father used to chug one down before beating on him and his mother.

See also Piss Water

Dumb Frattie Sheep: "Yo, Chad. Toss me another Pabst, Bra!"
Alfa-Male Frattie: "Fuck you, Chad. Get your own, Bra!"

by J. Wolf April 15, 2005

PABS

An acronym for "People Are Basically Stupid," which offers quick explanation for other's inane actions. Especially useful for real-time identification of reasoning behind obviously stupid activity when the target is within earshot. Also applicable, however, for expedient past-tense discussion of such activities.

PABS was cynically derived from the philosophical theory, "People are Basically Good." PABS can therefore also be employed in philosophical discussions providing explanation for emergent sociological behaviors which are seemingly irrational, such as group think. Whether the behavior is a result of simple non-thinking, or attributable to thinking people's lack of timely information, PABS's umbrella is arguably applicable.

Bewildered person: I really don't understand how that person is so confused by this vending machine.
Comforting response: PABS.

K: It sure seems like our government is highly ineffectual given our present tax burden, wouldn't you agree?
M: Indeed! PABS.

by Andy McAllister November 19, 2007

Pabst

cheap beer that gets you drunk, usually drank by the grunge crowd

Pabst just one Buck each

by dannyboy6669 May 24, 2005

Pabst

In german language "Pabst" means Pope... so not just a cheap beer, also the Chief of katholic Church.

Mr. Ratzinger also named Benedict the 2nd is the new Pabst.

by Venosta July 25, 2008