sad sea otter

a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.

Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.

by THECOOKIEMONSTER7 November 19, 2010

ostensibly

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption

The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.

by Jimmer September 3, 2004

flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

Wetter than an otter's pocket

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.

Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now

by CoolMexicanMustacheLicker345 August 26, 2020

Compton Otter Pop

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.

After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

oftenly

A word that is often used by people who often do not know how to properly use the word "often".

This guy has such poor grammar; instead of "oftenly", he should have used a real word such as "often" or "frequently".

by Destin29358 June 13, 2013