oofsterz

basically oof, but comically stupid. it is also a longer version of oof.

''i died while playing the mimic''
''oofsterz!''

by hmmm_idk. April 26, 2023

arie'onsty

She is a beautiful, funny, and smart girl. Every time you ask her if she can be your friend she will always say yes even though you are ugly. Arie'onsty is my best friend since elementary school, 4th grade.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Jamela 1: Hhhh....iii
Arie'onsty 2: Hi
Jamela 1: Caa..nn you be my my my friend, please.
Arie'onsty 2: Sure.
Jamela 1: THANK YOU!
Arie'onsty 2: You're welcome. You don't have to be scared, I have your back.

THE END

by ARIE'ONSTY September 23, 2019

Oontz'ing

The act of going "oontz oontz oontz"

Oontz'ing: "Lol he walked up to me and was like 'oontz oontz oontz,' I can't believe he started oontz'ing at me."

by Icetherogue April 3, 2009

-oons

suff. Suffix to be added to any noun ending in an "r".

Boy: Snaps, did you see Harry Potter 3?
Girl: Yeeeeuh! Those dementoroons was crazeh.

by NovaBlas July 27, 2004

Oosta Slammed

A gay sex act involving man on man face sitting, razor blades, and piggy back rides.

I can't get hard unless I am Oosta Slammed.

by Nic Cage's Hair August 27, 2013

oonta

the most pleasureable, unbelieveable, most awesome, intense sex ever.

durring spring break me and my girl friend went to our hotel room after dinner and had "oonta".

by cory ortiz April 11, 2005

oopstika

Accidental creation of a swastika, such as the incident with the Navy barracks located in Cornado, Calif (see Google Earth map: Eniwetok Rd. San Diego, CA 92155)

Question: "Who's the antisemite who baked these nazi-shaped cookies?!"

Answer: "Oopstika! They were supposed to be pinwheels!"

by Captain Kyano October 17, 2007