Orson Scott Card

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.

Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!

by Talonkarrde April 29, 2005

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

Onion Sweat

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

by afj21 October 30, 2006

Ontonio

Roman word for extremely hot guy. Very athletic. Loves women and women love him. Women love him especially for his big d*ck. Very book smart and street smart. Just a perfect man.

Girl 1: I wish Ontonio was here.

Girl 2: I know, Ontonio is so dreamy.

by Kasdy December 9, 2012

onion trap

When an individual (usually someone commenting on Facebook) reads the title of an article on The Onion and believes it to be real.

North Korea is famous for falling into Onion traps.

A: This stupid article says that FIFA wants female players to spend more time jumping.
B: That article was on The Onion, you dipstick. Stop falling into Onion traps!

by horatiofanz August 11, 2015