I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

by byfron March 15, 2018

Onalee

An awesome, talented person, that her co-workers love, but she has obviously date some asshole in her past.

Onalee, whoever posted that first definition of you on Urban dictionary was a real asshole.

by An awesome friend August 7, 2012

onceler

A male character, usually in an animated children's movie or show, that fans gravitate towards to make NSFW art of. Onclers are white, skinny, usually dark haired men. The term comes from the phenomenon after the release of the CGI Lorax movie, where copious amounts of porn where drawn of the character, The Onceler.

Did you see all the porn that's getting drawn of that cartoon character??

Yeah, he's the fandom's new Onceler

by Fluyolr April 25, 2019

Oncer

A person obsessed with once upon a time

I'm a oncer.

by cøn February 25, 2017

Once-ler

A character that is in the lorax. He has nice legs and is fucking sexy, he also has a fandom that is gonna revive next year.

"Yo wtf he is so hot." "Well duh he is the once-ler."

by Oncelerfker69 December 9, 2020

Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010