observatism

noun : An act or instance of viewing or noting a fact or occurrence of stupidity that will need to be revisited and discussed at a later time.

so many observatisms, so little time

by vdog33 December 7, 2010

oberdouche

an individual that has exceded all regular requirements of douche baggery and is far douchier than any other douche you know

Guy1: Ah man that guy is such a huge douche.
Guy2: Yeah he's douchier than anyone I've ever known.
Guy1: I guess he's earned the title of Oberdouche.
Guy2: Indeed.

by The AntiAnus April 14, 2011

Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Obseard

(Obb-Sir-d)--Absurd, only spelled as it sounds

Gabe saw the email with the picture of Matt in the mosh pit of a Deicide concert and replied all: "That's obseard!"

by Darkman113 October 20, 2007

Observious

When you realize something that you never had before, that upon realizing it you see that it should have been completely obvious to you all along

If you cross Sammy Hagar's generic music with David Lee Roth's ego...and you have CHAD KROEGER, its so observious

by Ringo Saint Hellboy December 2, 2011

observate

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens December 6, 2007

Observancy

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 7, 2010