i went on to htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php to submit random things to annoy the website
why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.
why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.
by doge is me October 28, 2022

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.
by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022

Pirate from Orange County AKA The Land of the Milk & Honeys... Pirates from OC usually are full blown dope fiends. If they don't sell drugs themselves they're more than likely a middle man that can get you bomb drugs (especially opiates like Fetynol and Heroin) If you run into the rare but still very real pirate that doesn't sell/middle dope then make sure you have any and all items of value/worth close to your body or within eye shot. They are the ones that will take everything you don't watch!
The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.
When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.
The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.
When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.
DUDE: Hey bro I'm in Orange County and need to score who can I hit up?
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...
by Pirate SCB November 1, 2021

Short for 'call other women'
Jake: I have to call a woman
Lara: But why?
Jake: For my big brother's wedding
Lara: Alright
Jake: She isn't picking my call!
Lara: So just C. O. W.
Lara: But why?
Jake: For my big brother's wedding
Lara: Alright
Jake: She isn't picking my call!
Lara: So just C. O. W.
by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025

Kanye=Kingdom
Proffers=Phylum
Coke=Class
Over=Order
Flat=Family
Grape=Genes
Soda=Species
from;
Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)
Proffers=Phylum
Coke=Class
Over=Order
Flat=Family
Grape=Genes
Soda=Species
from;
Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)
by tcb.no72 September 9, 2018
