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notification validation

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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Nittification

The process of a formerly desirable person becoming a nitty whilst still retaining some of their good looks.
That girl used to be leng”

“Yh but she started hanging out with drug addicts“

“She underwent nittification “
by Shush u neek September 4, 2021
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Jury Nullification

A term used when a person is proven to be almost if not 100% guilty by the evidence but the court decides to let them go.
"hey did you here about the guy who was accursed of murder, left DNA evidence was court on camera and there where witnesses?"

"no what happened?"

"the court let him go coz he seemed like a nice guy"

"that's retarded"

"its called Jury nullification, and yes"
by TheAmazingArsonist March 4, 2014
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intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk
(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006
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Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.
Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
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