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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
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Little Nutcracker Guy

A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background
by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
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Son of a Nutcracker

When children try to cuss.
Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!
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NutCracker

“She’s one helluva NutCracker in bed!”
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020
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Nutcracker

When a women crushes your nuts with her ass.
That Bitch you'st cracked deez nuts like a nutcracker
by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020
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nutcracker

a game that boys play where they have a cracker in the middle and they cum on it. whoever is last to cum has to eat the cracker.
“are y’all tryna play nutcracker tn?”
by hotmf October 24, 2020
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nutcracker

a game that boys play where they cum on a cracker and the last to cum has to eat the cracker
yall tryna play nutcracker tn?”
by hotmf October 24, 2020
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