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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
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Little Nutcracker Guy

A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background
by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
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Son of a Nutcracker

When children try to cuss.
Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!
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the nutcracker

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
At my party tommor i think im gonna try the nutcracker
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023
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nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!
When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
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