An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
Get the optimal nutcracking heightmug. A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
Get the Little Nutcracker Guymug. by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
Get the Son of a Nutcrackermug. A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023
Get the the nutcrackermug. An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
Get the nutcrackermug. A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
Get the Nazarbayev Nutcrackermug. When someone is dick eating you!
When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
Get the Nutcrackermug.