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Naperville

A suburb of Chicago where most drivers break laws because they feel that they are better than the rest of the world.
Find another route; I'm not going through Naperville because of those selfish drivers.
by gooddriver April 3, 2011
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Naperville

A town in Illinois in which if you make less than $150,000 you are considered the working poor.
Joe-"your parents only make $100,00?!?"

Bob-"yea, why?"

Joe-"how do you afford to live"
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"if you wear any target/Wal-Mart clothing in Naperville, nobody will look at you (otherwise than for Jokes).
by its all Blargh! July 23, 2011
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nUdertaker

Popular fad that occurred on the Prowrestling board of Gamefaqs.com in which a user mispelled UNDERTAKER.
Teh NUDERTAKER SAYZ "REST IN PIECE"
by TaKa MiChiNoKu December 21, 2004
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Roman Numeral

Roman numerals are numerals that replace the normal Arabic numerals. They use letters such as
I, V, X, L, C, D, and M. Each letter has a value and cannot be repeated more than 3 times. A bar over a roman numeral means it has been multiplied 1000 times so you don't have to write numbers that are like 20 numerals long.
by Diedon December 6, 2015
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numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.
"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"
by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008
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Naperville North High School

A large high school in Naperville, Illinois. Their mascot is the huskies. Like Naperville Central, it is consistently rated one of the top high schools in the state of Illinois. The average ACT score of a Naperville North student is between a 24 and 25, much higher than the national average of 20. A student that does not go to college after North is considered a failure.

It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.

One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.

In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
North student A "Ugh I got a 28 on my ACT I'm so stupid!"
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"

Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"

North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."

North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."

Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
by #bangme March 6, 2010
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Broman Numerals

Noun.
1) The phone number, mailing address, or other form of contact information involving digits belonging to a bro, which he may or may not choose to advertise to potential mates.
2) In the context of a dare or a strongly imposed suggestion, may apply to the aformentioned contact information belonging to the desired mate. Only used when imposed upon a bro.
1) "Say, Brantford, can you hook me up with your broman numerals so I can keep in touch about the latest lax scores?"
2) "I dare say, Farnsworth, the odds of you attaining yonder beauty's broman numerals are far inferior to the odds of myself completing the same task."
by Dylan FKD August 14, 2010
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