Man From Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie

at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke

by Woah I Do Not Care May 19, 2018

Ninturdo

An overly biased term which should not exist

The console wars are gay. Make peace, not accusations of people masturbating to pop music

by Neronix July 18, 2003

nunu nibbler

1) one who performs cunninglus
2) insult for a male slut
a nicer term than cuntmuncher

It doesn't matter if he doesn't pay, he's quite the nunu nibbler!

by yahitscool October 8, 2004

nurture

to fuel for the purpose of sustaining life

nurturing is good. nurture your grievences. if you don't they will die and those who have wronged you will have gotton away with it.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

nantucket

1. a common last word in the first line of limericks

2. an island and town in Massachusetts, which, if the limericks are to be believed, is inhabited by sexually perverse and possibly nymphomaniacal people

The man from Nantucket is a frequent poster to Urban Dictionary.

by mandingoe July 23, 2004

Ninturdork

Sony roolz, that was surprisingly brave. I've never heard someone say they have a one centimeter dick. You do realize that's very small, correct?

Sony roolz admitted to having a mini-penis.

by Seer-of-Shadows May 24, 2004

nantucket

In the winter, a quiet little drinking town with a small fishing problem off the coast of Cape Cod, MA. The summer however, is quite different. The population explodes five-fold with the coming of insanly wealthy preppy tourists, who are not to be confused with the locals by anymeans. I am a local, and I can tell you, most locals are NOT rich. We are the construction workers, the landscapers, and the people who cook and clean up after the summer folk, becuase they are too "good" to do any work themselves. Of course, there are exceptions. Look hard enough and you just might find a rich local, or a cool tourist. Respect the locals and you are sure to have a good summer. See also: Figawi.

Many Nantucket locals think Connecticut sucks, or at least the towns of Greenwitch and Darien. Snobby bastards.

by FigawiGoose September 29, 2005