Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010

Seventy niner

Any individual born in the year 1979. Being born in 1979 makes a person infinitely more superior than any individual born in any other year. The only exception to this may be a sixty niner, someone born in 1969, but the jury is still out.

That guy Gerald I met the other day is pretty cool.

Of course he's cool, he's a seventy niner!

by BigHonky September 5, 2013

Argumentum Ad Numerum

Latin for "appeal to the people"
(If many believe so, it is so)

Argumentum Ad Numerum: the idea where something is true, because great numbers believe it. As in eat shit, twenty trillion flies cant be wrong! - Bill Maher

by sliickrick August 1, 2011

Ninety-Niner

A person who moved out to San Francisco during the Internet gold rush at the turn of the 21st century, roughly in the year 1999.

It is a play on the term "Forty-Niners," which refers to people who moved out to San Francisco during the gold rush around the year 1849.

Yes, I did come to San Francisco in August of 1999 to work for pets.com, but I find the term "ninety-niner" offensive.

by NYCDavid July 23, 2012

Niner

A niner is not just what you call freshman at high school it can also be anyone at any age. Anybody who messes something up in their life is considered a niner.

Mclellan: I just lost all the money that I invested in this company

Mr Chittle: You stupid niner

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

devin nunes

v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.

adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.

He put it where...without any warning...or lube...oh yeah you got the Devin Nunes.

by SEAZD February 3, 2018

Nunnery

A brothel.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

by Twathenge April 26, 2006