numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

nompton

An extremely shitty guild on Darkspear that bows down and sucks the penis of the Merciless Midgets.

MM is better than that PoS Nompton guild.

by Haldamir May 19, 2008

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003