Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Nobellium Uranium

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay

11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*

by Topaz2364 May 8, 2018

Noberend

A person who worst than a nob head or belle end and someone who a dick with people to

That guy other there is a noberend he got to nobs

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

nibesh

Nibesh means investment.

He nibeshes on a house.

by Iekene April 25, 2021

Noblesvilleclan

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana

"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"

by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023

Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010