The first rule of newsgroups: Don't talk about newsgroups. Second rule of newsgroups: Don't talk about newsgroups.
n00b:Hey man, what are these newsgroups I've heard about?
non-n00b:It's just a bunch of shitty porn grouped together on the net; I would stick with P2P if I were you.
non-n00b:It's just a bunch of shitty porn grouped together on the net; I would stick with P2P if I were you.
by (&) May 14, 2009
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You should of seen Mark sat next to Dave this morning when he was reading his paper. He's such a newsraper!
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The currently prevailing type of news media, where instead of reporting unbiased, factual information, every story is comprised of hype, propaganda, and lots of added celebrity worship.
The popular website began as a left-leaning news and politics forum, but quickly devolved into a newsarazzi format, when its creators discovered that sideboob photos generate more traffic and revenue than factual information and serious commentary.
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by Global Butt Brigade May 18, 2020
Get the Newstralia mug.Unrequited love aimed at a charismatic member of the broadcast media. Increasingly attractive, cosmetically and often surgically enhanced screen readers, have been developed to foster feelings of puppy love in their audience. Brainwashing intensifies as the hypnotic bond strengthens. If you find yourself sporting a giddy smile when you see your news source, it’s time to turn the channel.
I just can’t find an unbiased news source. Where do you get all of your info?
I watch Tucker. He’s so right about everything and I love his eyes, and his nose, and hair, and tan. and ties.
That dude? Really? I think you’ve got a newscrush on him. Turn the channel.
How did you know who to vote for?
The love of my life told me, Rachel on channel 72.
You know her?
I don’t know her know her, but I know her, you know? Like when she's looking into my eyes and teaching me stuff...
Turn that channel. You got a newscrush.
I watch Tucker. He’s so right about everything and I love his eyes, and his nose, and hair, and tan. and ties.
That dude? Really? I think you’ve got a newscrush on him. Turn the channel.
How did you know who to vote for?
The love of my life told me, Rachel on channel 72.
You know her?
I don’t know her know her, but I know her, you know? Like when she's looking into my eyes and teaching me stuff...
Turn that channel. You got a newscrush.
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