Netterwebbing

The act of netterwebbing is the same as surfing the web.

"What are you up to dog?"
"I'm netterwebbing G!"
"....What?"

by Hot Bod123 October 9, 2008

nuttensile

To hit in the balls with a spoon.

See also spoonnut

In a fit of rage, Jim nuttensiled Steven with his father's finest cooking spoon.

by jacktank12 May 16, 2010

Netterment

The act of wanting to better yourself after 40, but having negative consequences instead

I was trying to exercise but to my netterment, I threw my back out instead.

by Mahokro7189 June 6, 2011

nutten

a term for when ever you "bust a nut" or "jizz".

i was just suspended for nutten

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

nettin

a member of the albopictus genais. A mosquito.

See also: MO-SKI-TO

by hmk February 9, 2004

NETTELs

NETTELs stands for 'Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life' and refers to the very busy couples and families, usually found in the capital cities burdened with a large mortgage, a relatively expensive lifestyle, and a long working week- often with a long commute as well.
The NETTELS acronym and segment was identified by Australian demographer Bernard Salt who has seen this fast-growing segment increase by 7% per year.
NETTELs is just one of many lifestyle segments identified in recent years. As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other more recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), TWITs (Teenage Women in Their Thirties), Silver Stylers, the Downagers, the Sandwich Generation and the Boomerang kids.

"I'd rather be broke than end up like those NETTELs next door."

by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009

Nutten

Erroneous past participle of nut. The right usage is “nutted”

Jake: keep sucking it baby
Chloe: but you’ve already nutten!
Jake: It’s nutted

by doo-dooButt July 4, 2018