chuck norris

the act of punching a guy in his balls

"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."

"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."

by Stephen Lellan November 8, 2008

chuck norris

Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.

Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

Chuck Norris

If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Chuck Norris

The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.

Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.

by Chrotus March 25, 2010

Proper Norris

Adjective

A colloquial phrase used to describe anything positive.

Regional to the East Midlands.

You look really Proper Norris in that dress

I really enjoyed that film. It was so Proper Norris

"Kasabian are the most Proper Norris band of the century" (Tom Meighan)

by meeji luigi December 9, 2008

chuck norris

the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.

Dances with Wolves totally Chuck Norrised the Native Americans

by Geppetto Whipple September 15, 2005

Chuck Norris

An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.

I am a thirteen year old loser who thinks it is funny to say Chuck Norris in every sentence I say.

by AnonymousInUS April 12, 2006