nasal spray

When having oral sex with a girl and you cum up each of her nostrils thus giving the effect of nasal spray. Usually enraging the girl and making her snort it straight back out.

Bryce:Yeah i so gave Brittnee a nasal spray last night, she was so pissed.
Josh:Sick, you should seek help man.

by jay-jay johnson March 26, 2008

nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

nasal analyst

An individual who uses their nose as a multifunctional device. They recognise people or objects by smelling them. They also use their noses to breathe. They can even read text with their nostrils.

I saw this Nasal analyst in the carpet shop, he was sniffing the fabric guide. He actually bought a carpet with his nose!

by TurtleCracker93 January 1, 2014

nasal stank

The foul odor produced as a consequence of nasal surgery or injury.

Dude! Move the fuck over...You gotta stop breathin' out that nasal stank on me!
Sorry, just had sinus surgery last week.
Yeah, I git 'dat; but damn! Smells like a wet dog climbed up in there 'n fuckin' died.

by YAWA December 23, 2021

Nip Nasal

To insert one's nipple into another's nose, accompanied by either a rubbing or swirling motion to achieve sexual pleasure.

I am going to nip nasal her tonight

by PetesHornyEar July 15, 2011

Nasal Typing

When you type with your nose. A way to really slowly type for no reason. You usually make heaps of typos.

this sentence has been nasal typed - me

Sob uhas rthyisn onhe - everyone else

The two ranks of Nasal Typing

by I wrote this with my nose. May 10, 2011

Nasal Basil

a white powdery substance usually snorted

Nasil Basil is What George Jung became famous for in the movie "Blow"...

I went into the other room to find some nasal basil.

by Santa Anderson November 16, 2009