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Narwallis Cat

A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.
That nutter on 45th Ave is a true Narwallis cat .
Only men can become a Narwallis Cat
by Kyle Whyte February 6, 2019
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narthan

his onion is so bad dont listen to him
EWWW NARTHAN
by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020
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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"
by J.Keats March 11, 2010
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narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose
TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale
by dumb blondie June 1, 2005
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Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society
Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!
by LuFawnda March 19, 2012
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narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.
"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."
by ajpiano August 25, 2013
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awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
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