narcofucked

Fucked so hard it felt like a narco got his whole gang and fucked you at the same time

Erica got narcofucked by a tall black guy last night

by Cloutdemon666 June 19, 2018

Narcan frequent flyer

A person who is frequently administered Narcan after just another one of many opiate ODs.

Oh yeah, I know him, he’s our town’s number one Narcan frequent flyer!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

T-Narc

T-Narc is a friend that will flip on you when shit hits the fan. The “T” in T-Narc stands for Trans... flipping sides.

Someone that is willing to cut off their dick to save their own ass.

Did you see what happed when Big John got raided by the cops... Tyler totally pulled a T-Narc.

Alex definitely pulled a T-Narc, you can tell he was crying in his mug shot.

You know Chad T-Narced on everyone because all his charges got dropped.

by Dr. Larry June 25, 2019

Godiva Narc

An ugly old pig who hates men

A jealous hag

Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke

by Gypsypws October 27, 2020

narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

narcolepsy

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

by MarigoldP July 18, 2012

Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.

Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.

by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual December 27, 2009