Mouldy

When a joint, spliff, macarron or mongo, drops on the floor and is lost for such an amount of time as to lose its thermal action, on the basis of honour and integrity to the individual who dropped said spliff, they shall then proceed to chew and swallow the remains, burnt or smoldering.

Friends shall then wallow in their disgust as a young teenage boy de-pubertises after watching 'two girls one-cup', as it is written in the Gaig bible.

You dropped it and its gone out, that means you gotta mouldy it!

by jimbobsy macgregor March 3, 2011

mouldy pink

it's an insult to annoy people with. Comes from the pink that most grannies seem to think is hip. Good to use when someone is bitter or angry (when their face is screwed up in frustration)

"you are such a mouldy pink"

by granny-five February 19, 2009

Mouldy conversation

When a conversation starts off good and then after a while it starts getting bad and boring therefore mouldy.

"I had a mouldy conversation with josh" or "this conversation is going mouldy".

by Franny birdett August 15, 2017

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

mouldering

A random word that someone made up when worrying about left over camp food.

She said the pears were mouldering.

by Just for laughs May 3, 2018

Mouldy Sub

"Mouldy Sub"

/məʊl•di 'səb/

noun: british
noun: mouldy sub; plural noun: mouldy subs

A person who subscribes to a channel in hope of getting a subscription in return. A person who subscribes to a channel and has no intention of watching any videos. A subscriber who will unsubscribe soon.
Typical Phrase spoken by a mouldy sub: "I am a new subscriber please sub to my channel too, let's support each other"

synonyms: sub4subber, fake subscriber, nuisance waste of space.

"Moldy Sub"

/məʊl•di 'səb/

noun: American
noun: moldy sub; plural noun: moldy subs
The American spelling of 'Mouldy Sub'

I have 91 subs, but I'm only counting 90, as 1 of them is a mouldy sub.

by ware-bunny May 30, 2018

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019