Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader

While having sex doggy style, you pull out your chewing tobacco and place it on your woman's asshole and ram it In with your dick.

R.L. SAID TO J.B. " I'M TELLNG YOU I STUFFED THAT DIP IN HER ASS WITH MY DICK, THAT'S A PENNSYLVANIA MUZZLE LOADER"

by Jploppert October 18, 2017

Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020

Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.

My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.

by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

boob muzzle

When a man nuzzles your boobs, and tries to speek & finds that the sound of his voice is muffled due to the fact that his face is stuck between two boobs.

He found himself hardly able to speek because he was trapped in my boob muzzle

by FireFightressWhite November 23, 2010

muzzle

When one palms another's mouth and face and then forcefully pushes their face away. Considered very offensive, similar to a slap in the face, but the muzzle usually causes no physical harm, only humiliation. Generally done to intoxicated individuals to indicate that they are no longer wanted around.

Did you see what happened with Julie and Katherine last night? Katherine was so out of control that Julie muzzled the shit out of that bitch.

by jmaimai June 24, 2007

Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014