Jploppert's definitions

Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader

While having sex doggy style, you pull out your chewing tobacco and place it on your woman's asshole and ram it In with your dick.

R.L. SAID TO J.B. " I'M TELLNG YOU I STUFFED THAT DIP IN HER ASS WITH MY DICK, THAT'S A PENNSYLVANIA MUZZLE LOADER"

by Jploppert October 18, 2017

Jouglas

1. A Jumper.; Also: Doug 2. A Jug-less; example: flat chested woman

"HEY JOUGLAS, COME OVER HERE" OR "HEY SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TITS, SHE'S JOUGLAS!"

by Jploppert December 15, 2017

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Jouglas

1. A Jumper 2. A flat chested woman

PRONOUNCED JUG-LESS. 1. Hey brother can I get a jouglas my car battery is dead. 2. She's a jouglas, she has no tits.

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

by Jploppert April 21, 2018