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Missouri Mudslide

One male has to have diahrrea. Have girl sit with back against headboard. Male straddles her while she sucks his dick. Male then shits down her chest while she fingers the shit into herself.
Yo Billy you should give her a Missouri Mudslide, she liked it last night.
by JoshieG2003 December 8, 2016
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barbarian mudslide

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.
Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.
by Peter Gill September 8, 2007
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Dutch Mudslide

Similar to a Dutch Oven. When one of the two people in the same bed farts, and blasts an accidental discharge of fecal matter instead of just gas on to the other person.
I meant to give Ma the old Dutch Oven, but I accidentally lost control of my bowels and gave her a Dutch Mudslide instead.
by Tim Rentler February 5, 2008
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Hazleton Mudslide

When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing with diarrhea pouring out their ass.
If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010
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tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.
Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.
by Jose guava October 19, 2013
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Northern Mudslide

When you take a shit in the tank of a toilet, and every time you flush, brown shit water fills the toilet instead of clean water. Looks like a mudslide.
Jose: Dude I just did a Northern Mudslide in Alex's toilet
CJ: Is that why the toilet water's all brown?
Jose: Haha yea!
by Chaled September 1, 2009
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Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
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