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Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.
Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.
by Professor Xia June 1, 2011
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Mudiwa

Mudiwa’s are very fun to hangout with. They care about people more then there selves. Mudiwa’s are not very good at school but they try to do there best, they are sometimes very bipolar and don’t like to tell people how they feel,Mudiwa’s are very apologetic and will feel bad for dumb stuff. They always stick up for friends and are very trustworthy,they can fall in love for guys really easy.
Look there goes Mudiwa
by Candiemiles March 20, 2019
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Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.
"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.
by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007
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Self mutilation

Self mutialtors often don't liek teh term 'self mutilation'.
People cut themself or burn tehmselves or otherwise harm themselves to get rid of emotions they can't let out. Often they can't cry so they cut. People who do cry and cut just cos their friends do are idiots.
Self hmutilators must not be forced into stopping, this really does not help.
Non cutter: Self harm is wrong
Cutter: It's not wrong, it's just the 'wrong way of going about things' (said bitterly)
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Mutilate

Holy shit Bob! Why the fucking hell did you mutilate your leg??
by DarkProdigy March 2, 2008
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Mississipi Mudslap

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.
Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.
by Pmiester & T-ray June 22, 2011
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self mutilation

Ok self mutiation isnt the best word in the world but wtf r some of u ppl chattin?!?! its not a way to proove ur an emo or anything like that its just a way some people decide to cope with things. people can cut them selvs or burn themselves etc. it may not be the right way to help these feelings but for the people who do it its all they can do. self harm is kind of like words you cant say. theres no ned to rip down the people who do it cause half the time their ashamed of it anyway and thy dont need others taking the piss.
"self mutilation is like words that i cant say"
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