Mubarak

One who does the exact opposite of what a normal person would be expected to do in a situation.

Last time we went to Starbucks, Frank pulled a Mubarak and got a soda.

by The NorCal Mangler February 27, 2011

Balls like Mubarek

Possessing a combination of cluelessness and bravado unmitigated by the obvious opinions of those who matter most.

I can't believe he went out with his buddies instead of taking his wife out on Valentine's Day. He has balls like Mubarek.

by freakneedle February 27, 2011

mubarak

A complete overthrow of a current leader referring to the 2011 Egyptian Protests.

Homer: This gay club sucks!
Lenny: Let's go mubarak on this shit!
Carl: Yeah, Yeah!
*5 minutes later*
(Gay club is transformed into Moe's)
Homer: D'oh!

by themachomidget March 3, 2011

Hosni-Mubarak

a psychotic ex-boyfriend who fails to understand it's over.

Damn it Leila, your boyfriend just won't understand you're not together anymore, What a Hosni-Mubarak!

by Mano-Elwishahy February 27, 2011

Mubarak

Mubarak(v.): To stick something, or to glue something.

Mubarak (adj.): slow to learn or understand.

Mubarak (n.): a psychotic ex-girlfriend who fails to understand it's over.

Mubarak(v.): "I will punch you and Mubarak you to the wall" OR "you can Mubarak the pieces to hold them together"

Mubarak (adj.): "Why do you have to be so mubarak?!"

by jojoplay February 27, 2011

Mubaarakah

A sexy vixen that knows how to be a lady but thinks like a man

Mubaarakah don't play, try her if you want

by MuslimahBoss July 16, 2017

Mubarak

A girl who is self conscious and is a tall obnoxious dog. She sometimes does wacky stuff and has way to much clothing. She is a very late person and does not care about you a bit.

Omg my dad's girlfriend's daughter's son's best friend's girlfriend is such a Mubarak.

by Xdxdlol.net September 16, 2019