Rowdy Moses

Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.

Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.

by Jarbs December 22, 2012

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Mossed

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

Mossberg

America's oldest family owned and operated firearm manufacturer, and the largest producer of pump action shotguns in the world. Now one of the favored weapons by rappers in their songs.

"It's the hustler's ambition, close your eyes listen, see my vision, Mossberg pumpin', shotgun dumpin'" - 50 Cent

by jutm543 November 5, 2005

Moses twist

This that victory dance when you are alone and no one's looking.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.

After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.

by Munga_146 December 2, 2010

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

Mossbian

Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.

Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!

Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!

by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011