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Mortal Coil 

The poetic terms for the troubles of life and suffering of the world.
(to shuffle off this mortal coil has been used to reference death)
God, I cannot wait to yeet the fuck off this mortal coil.

mortal kombat 

A series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. Hmm.... I wonder why....
For those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what's with the movies, man? You should hire another director or something.
mortal kombat by uglyron August 9, 2003

Mortal God 

Some who is so perfect and amazing they are god like
Peter is so mint he's a mortal god
Mortal God by Peter Horan July 9, 2007

mortal lock 

A term to describe a bet that is virtually guaranteed winner, but in reality it is just a coin flip.

The term is a modification of the term, lock, which is used to describe a guaranteed winner in sports betting.

The use of this term is introduced by a poster, Richkas, who use the term to gain attention for his sports gambling picks. Due to the fact that his mortal locks are no better than a coin flip, the term is usually used as a comical modifier for sports gambling picks.

There are several variations of the term lock. Some popular variations are, Sicilian Lock, bet your mother's house lock, and $$$mortal lock$$$.


St. Louis Cardinals is a mortal lock.

Bet the blues, it is a mortal lock.
mortal lock by picoman March 31, 2009

Mortal Lock 

Something that cannot lose. 100% sure bet.
Michael Schumacher to win the WDC is a Mortal Lock!
Mortal Lock by Riker! July 24, 2006

mortal peep fight 

a game involving two or more teams, engaging in an overrated battle. a microwave serves as the vehicle of fate in determining the winner, which has no direct correlation with talent or skill. the jist of the game is:
1) two Marshmallow Peeps are placed in the microwave
2) the microwave is turned on for a predetermined amount of time
3) whichever peep enlarges to the biggest size is the winner
dude, my Marik College Pirate Peeps are going to pwn the Greek Heathens in the mortal peep fight today!
mortal peep fight by Hulme October 14, 2006