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montenegrian

A Montenegrian is a person from Montenegro (Crna Gora)

You know you are a montenegrian if you :

1.Are extremely lazy

2.You own a snail(or any slow animal)

3.You only eat "Burek with meat"

4.You live on a mountain (or sea)

5.You talk to a friend from "Durmitor" to "Golubinja"

6.Only instrument you own is "Gusle"

7.You are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.
I just had a fight with a Montenegrian. What a sissy!
by NOT the chose 2 m8 September 23, 2016
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Wow Monteiro’s ain’t shit
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Montenegro

A Montenegro is the generalised social rank given to different people based on the nationality prefix.
Different nationalities mean different ranks.
Sam = uber 1337!1! = Southern Uzbekistani-Montenegro
Geoff = 1337!1! = Scandinavian-Montenegro
Lachlan = n00b!1! = Ethiopian-Montenegro
Gary = Doosh(dousche)Bag = Swahili-Montenegro
by .: MoUsE :. September 1, 2004
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A country with the most pollluted beaches on earth, making Bosnia's kilometer or so of coastline look like paradies compared to it.
Tourist: What the hell is this green slime on it?

Vlah: Welcome to Montenegro.
by Jasna February 14, 2004
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If there are any americans describing Montenegro here, they are liars. I drove a military escort to the border of Montenegro and americans aren't allowed in that country.
Starting five miles out, you'll see signs that say, "Turn back americans, you are 5 miles from the montenegro border." Then 4 miles, 3, 2, and so on.
by Former Soldier. May 25, 2010
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Montenegro

a country that was called serbia at first then changed to yugoslavia and now is called serbia & montenegro. most of the women there are fuckin ugly as hell, they suck ass at soccer, vlade divac and stojakovic cant play worth shit and the it is a third world country and is communist....
man Montenegro blows and the women are ugly...lets go to Croatia...
by Robert June 16, 2004
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Monteen is a wonderful girl who will rock your world in public, and private. She is smart, funny, and kind. If you meet a Monteen don't let her go, she is a great friend and a great girlfriend!
Girl 1: OMG! Derek broke up with me!
Girl 2: Go talk to Monteen, she can help!
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